'Oh, hello. I'm ]ulian, and this is my friend Sandy.. '

In this first fantabulosa selection of sketches from BBC radio's classic comedy Round the Horne , we find that two infamously outrageous resting thesps from Carnaby Street are game on for a variety of entrepreneurial endeavours.

As Kenneth Horne trolls along in search of some essential service or other, the tinkle of a doorbell invariably brings him to one of Julian and Sandy's bona establishments.

In 24 lally-trembling scenarios, Hugh Paddick and Kenneth Williams run the gamut of human emotion, as Jools and Sand cater for the intimate at 'omey in Bona Caterers, shake hands with a prospective member in Keep Britain Bono , handle all the top grapplers in Bono Wrestlers , and have their first ever encounter with Mr Horne's parquet floor. As Julian says, 'lf I'd known I would 'ave bought me tap shoes. '

So don't be strange - come on in, rest your lallies and let your riah down with two of the best pros in the business. It'll make your eyes stand out on stalks.